tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5438008.post2108376672263272547..comments2024-03-27T06:40:56.148-04:00Comments on EagleSpeak: News You Can Use to Take a Vacation Day: "Alien Spaceships to Attack Earth in November 2012"Mark Tempesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18172703868541571574noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5438008.post-36275324530607903732012-06-13T12:11:39.096-04:002012-06-13T12:11:39.096-04:00The first attack wave came some time ago and was r...The first attack wave came some time ago and was reported in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." It appears that due to a severe miscalculation of dimentionality, the entire fleet of Gootan Carillian Class of Intergalactic Destructor Warp 7 drive space ships were consumed by a cat who thought it was an insect. It turns out, they were really pissed off at us but were also really really small.Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15215306754650694006noreply@blogger.com