In a rare moment of perceived cleverness this morning, I thought I had invented a good idea, the EagleSpeak "Dodo" award. It is a clever idea, but one such award already has been created. Over at ParrotParrot site they already award the "Dumb as a Dodo Awards." ParrotParrot is a site devoted to parrots, not political or military commentary. And it looks like their award page hasn't been updated in 5 years.
So, I'm keeping the Dodo Award idea, but promise not to use it for upbraiding bird owners who do stupid things like sleeping with them.