Eyes of the Fleet

Eyes of the Fleet

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

News You Can Use to Take a Vacation Day: "Alien Spaceships to Attack Earth in November 2012"

Sometimes you just have to read the Weekly World News which reports ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER 2012!:
Beginning in August of 2012 the U.N. will begin preparing citizens of the world for the second attack of the three Gootan spaceships and a subsequent alien attack, which they predict will be “a large-scale assault.”
Thank goodness for the U.N., by golly.

I wonder, though, exactly how one prepares for the attack of the Gootan spaceships?

Do you think the U.N. will do its usual bang up job of preparation? Are the Security Council resolutions drafted forbidding the attack? Oh, I hope so.

Oh, perhaps, like me, you missed the first attack, I guess I was busy or something.

Apparently, according to WNN, there are Gootans already among us.

Shock and horrors.

I guess now you can say you have been warned.

Well, if not an alien attack, something else important is scheduled to happen in November 2012.

1 comment:

  1. The first attack wave came some time ago and was reported in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." It appears that due to a severe miscalculation of dimentionality, the entire fleet of Gootan Carillian Class of Intergalactic Destructor Warp 7 drive space ships were consumed by a cat who thought it was an insect. It turns out, they were really pissed off at us but were also really really small.