A pirate's (hic!) life is not all beer and skittles

Dim-bulb wannabes fail the nautical portion of their "Pirate Test" as reported here:

Three 18-year-old Manchester youths, dressed in pirate outfits and wearing make-up, were being blown further out to sea when they were picked up by Moelfre inshore lifeboat.

Two of them were in the water trying to push the dinghy back to shore. Their "pirate ship" was loaded with a crate of beer.

What, no chips? How long before we had a Regina v. Dudley & Stephens?

UPDATE: More here.