Astonish your friends, confound your enemies and confuse everyone because, Matey, today be Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrr!
Some people may not be amused, like this prig from the Huffpo:
Yes, I know it is only entertainment, and a campy sort as that, but why the hell are we romanticizing the deeds and cadence of pirates?Get a plank. Or a humor transplant.
I'll say this just once. Pirates were, and are, bad people. Then and now. They were- and are- bandits, terrorists of the sea.