Dim-bulb wannabes fail the nautical portion of their "Pirate Test" as reported here:
Three 18-year-old Manchester youths, dressed in pirate outfits and wearing make-up, were being blown further out to sea when they were picked up by Moelfre inshore lifeboat.What, no chips? How long before we had a Regina v. Dudley & Stephens?
Two of them were in the water trying to push the dinghy back to shore. Their "pirate ship" was loaded with a crate of beer.
UPDATE: More here.