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Sunday, September 11, 2005

al Qaeda Member Warns of Attacks

In an apparent Sept. 11 communiqué broadcast on ABC News, an al Qaeda operative threatens new attacks against cities in the U.S. and Australia.

"Yesterday, London and Madrid. Tomorrow, Los Angeles and Melbourne, Allah willing. And this time, don't count on us demonstrating restraint or compassion," the tape warns. "We are Muslims. We love peace, but peace on our terms, peace as laid down by Islam, not the so-called peace of occupiers and dictators." (source)
Let's do some trial plans:

Plan 1: Stock up on burkhas for sale to the Hollywood and others in the "peace now" crowd, look at real estate investments in Wyoming, Western Nebraska, Western New Mexico.

"Peace on our terms..." Sell stock in movie theaters, music companies, television networks, hide Bibles, grow beard, burn all art books, burn all art, remove all beer, wine and alcohol from house, map out accurate direction to Mecca.

Find some boots to shake in.

Plan 2: Buy stock in defense contractors, investigate which companies are working on oil shale projects (Shell, I think), offshore oil rig builders, hydrogen projects. See how Navy pilot son is doing... Double support for troops in field, wherever they are...

Dig out my Desert Storm boots --How's that song go?
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what I know you ain't HAD time to learn.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin'! (source)
Weigh plans.

Go with Plan 2.


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